Things & Stuff

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via merokok)

seleneaurora:

kiss me and now?

stop playing around.

Siah - Forever
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kagami-taigas:

You opened up your heart 
To all the things you feared before 
You’re keeping him alive 

You are my star
Glowing bright and endless charm 
Growing stronger day by day

Forever, I’m with you 

Forever, I’ll hold you 
Forever, I love you 
Forever, I do

Just take my hand 

We’ll take the train to neverland 
All I need is you

We’ll make a spark 
Bring the light, erase the dark 
We’ll be a candle to the world

herrfaust:

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

Cooties was at sundance while I was there and everyone says it’s fantastic. A little iffy about Annabelle and Ouija, but As Above So Below and Green Inferno are going to be fucking AWESOME

sixpenceee:

TERRIFYING GIFS PART 2 

(PART 1)

These gifs were found on various threads, I am unsure of the origins on some of them. 

These are the ones I’m sure of

1) Paranormal Activity 3 (watch here)

2) John Carpenter’s: In the Mouth of Madness (watch here)

3) The Conjuring (watch here)

4) VHS (watch here)

5) The Thing (watch here)

6) Nothing Really Matters- Madonna (music video) 

7) A maze in Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights based on La Llorona 

8) Devil’s Pass (watch here)

9) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (watch here)

10) The Poughkeepie Tapes (watch here)

iambloodworth:

T-shirts or something.

iambloodworth:

T-shirts or something.

7, 12, 28 ^__^

7) Trypophobia, that’s terrifying stuff man

12) Cats, they’re calmer than dogs but meow and are kinda sassy

28) I’m loving the Dresden Files books by Jim Butcher

20 & 26.

20) I love good books, thunderstorms, my close family, Disney parks, and Adam

26) I love that I haven’t let what people think about me affect what I do

6, 12, 21, 24 :)

6) The last dream I remember involved visiting my friend Andy and he drove me out to the beach and then left me there alone. Fuckin jerk

12) Cats, mine enjoy sleeping on my face and making me sneeze

21) I have dyed my hair every color of the rainbow, purple has been done the most

24) I really want a watercolor tattoo or one of those really pretty dainty flowers, I dunno why…

1, 21, 25
Anonymous

1) I used to play a game called “Guild Wars” which had a class named “Ritualist” and I don’t like thinking about names that much so I added an M and BOOM! Ritual Mist and it’s stuck for over 7 years

21) I have been to Disneyland ~5 times (another trip planned next year) and Disney World 2 times (another planned Jan 2016)

25) steampunkurie, iambloodworth, zomenashi, gartter, ognob, any of the strawgang that I missed (I’m sorry!)

Noriyuki Iwadare - Godot ~ The Fragrance of Dark Coffee
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joshawooott:

"Godot ~ The Fragrance of Dark Coffee," Noriyuki Iwadare - Gyakuten Saiban Orchestra Album ~GYAKUTEN MEETS ORCHESTRA~

nefariousjohannes:

anime-expo:

vantasticmess:

this NEVER stops being hysterical

SOON

SHIT

jamieaiken919:

Animal Crossing: Weird World (x)

how did I know this would be Vinny without even having to open it